Hello
I just post whenever and whatever I feel like (which is pretty much at least once a day). ANyways, there is too much anime and too many bad jokes one this blog. My url is short for "ame no uzume no mikoto" aka the "Great Persuader" and "The Heavenly Alarming Female". She is the goddess of dawn in the Shinto religion.

I'd list all the fandoms I'm a part of but the list would be too long and take too much time to make. For the most part though I blog about Free!, Barakamon, One Piece, Naruto, Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki Kun, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Junjou Romantica, Sailor Moon, Love Stage, Kuroko no Basuke and Disney stuff and others... On a very separate note, my very beautiful profile picture of Boa Hancock is from here:
http://accuracy0.deviantart.com/art/Boa-Hancock-316442778

Ahmm my ask box is always open!! Entertain me internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

birbboba:

Would you buy from this bakery?? …Are they qualified?

ohdionne:

Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?

tackylesbians:

taricvevo:

tackylesbians:

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

(Source: sunbutch)

shichibupie:

Japanese One Piece razor commercial (this is a thing)

stjarnskrik:

training zoro is another reason mihawk drink

lesbwian:

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beyoncescock:

some things never change

ankyans:

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Eugene gets me

themysterytreasure:

im coming out of vacation only for roronoa “pretty boy” zoro

girlkisser:

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surprisebitch:

clayinla:

thiswebsitenamesareweird:

lesbwian:

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THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

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Same energy

I’m glad he clarified tbh

i dont mean to sound like a thirsty pig, but that cop can get it

homonurse:

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(Source: grovericon)

spobforpresident:

thatonequeerkid:

vandigo:

kimreesesdaughter:

nickionthemtittieswhenisignit:

nappyhurrdontcare:

kimreesesdaughter:

kimreesesdaughter:

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

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BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

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centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny